YOU CAN DO THIS.
Trust Me.
Prompt taken from Chuck Wendig’s 30 Days In The Word Mines:
…Okay. Yes… That’s good. Thanks!
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That’s it, then? That’s really your prompt, Chuck? Because it kind of sucks. It’s more like an affirmation if anything. Not a very specific one at that.
But -hey, we all know that I need that punch in the arm kinda thing. Shit, it’s a helluva lot better than what I get from my cat and my five year old (thankless little assholes, both) so:
Fuck yes, I can do this! I mean, look who you are talking to: A-Fucking-Greenwood, that’s who! *cracks knuckles*
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*stare*
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Well. That was quite the workout. Whew! Good game, guys. Good game. High-fives all around. Time to hit the showers.
So how’d we do coach? What’s that? 128 words on a day where I thought I was going to do none. HAH! SUCK IT TREBEK!
You know what, though? I think its a trap. I’m just gonna yammer on a bit because I wasn’t given specific instructions and then somewhere there will the be instructions that I missed and this stream of consciousness shit is going to look pretty asinine.
Ha! Like I even have to try at being asinine. Man, I put the ASS in asinine!
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I know there’s not an ‘ass’ in asinine. I know- Shhhhh.
Just hushhhhhhhh.
[Edit: NEWSFLASH-TO-ME: 30 Days In The Word Mines is not 30 writing prompts. Turns out DAY 1 was exactly as it seems: an affirmation. I bitched out Chuck Wendig for believing in me. And my trend for idiocy continues! Nyahaha…heh…*sigh*
I will continue to enjoy 30 Days In The Word Mines and perhaps share my thoughts about it as I go but I will also find a word-prompt thingy and set forth with writing a thing a day (as I had originally intended) ]